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Overview
Sex Ratio (M:F): 51:49

Full-time undergraduates: 6,000

Applications per place: 12 Points range: 40-340
Flunk rate: 8%
Unemployed after 6mths: 8%
Booze Index: £1.87 Av. housing cost per week: £70.78
Av. debt per year: £4.771 Access fund: £380,478
Cost of living: £££

2½ miles from the historic Roman town of Colchester, Essex students have over 200 acres of parkland to call their playground, packed with lakes, fluffy rabbits and ducks. The buildings are modern concrete creations, full of friendly students enjoying the strong community atmosphere... more detailThe University of Essex is applauded for its fantastic teaching and research, with many departments rated 'outstanding'. Courses are flexible ... more on academic Students stick to their own tried-and-tested nightspots – Colchester has a hefty quota of chavs, squaddies and chain pubs but thankfully, there’s plenty of action on campus, with popular bars and a theatre that attracts national companies... more on entertainment  The SU runs a bundle of societies as well as a 24-hr radio station and holds big balls. So to speak. Sports bursaries attract the odd wonder-kid and generous facilities entice mere mortals to play alongside... more on sports A wide selection of accommodation houses all first years who apply on time. Finding somewhere outside campus presents few problems, and most shack up in Colchester or one of the surrounding villages... more on housing Sackfuls of bursary booty help ease financial pressures... more on welfare

Woohoo: Fantastic ents on campus.
Boo: Squaddies, chavs and townies on the rampage against students.
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Having been the subject of many tawdry and outdated jokes about peroxide blondes, white stilettos and souped-up Ford Escorts, the very idea of the county of Essex boasting its very own academic institution – and a fully-fledged and blossoming University, no less – might at first seem rather ironic. But Essex is a sizeable county, with arguably more good parts than bad, and its University is situated 2½  miles from Colchester, a modern and attractive town, steeped in history, just over an hour’s drive from London (or possibly under an hour in a souped-up Ford Escort).  Set amid two large lakes in 200 acres of scenic parkland, the space was designed to hold a much larger institution but like an over ambitious lego village a kid is unable to finish, Essex Uni slowed its ambitious expansion a few years after it was founded (although it’s now making up for lost time). It has remnants of the big plans, though and the campus contains shops, eating places and facilities which betray the grander designs. They’re all arranged in a confusing series of interlinked courtyards and modern concrete buildings, flanked by towering multi-storey residential blocks. The park is very pretty, but the concrete buildings aren't – the fact that many of them are on stilts lends an aura of multi-storey car park here and there. Everything centres around the squares, a series of courtyards containing the Union, shops and cafes. Sometimes students set up stalls in these for fund-raising activities, giving them a market-like atmosphere.


Text in italics is Push's opinion - take it or leave it Last updated on: 26 June 2008

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mylene

Would you like to join the SOUTH ESSEX CAPOEIRA CLUB? Mylene

Posted: 02/10/2007 12:03:58

mylene

Myself and my new friend Richard have decided that enough is enough, we just CANNOT do without our bout of brazilian bonkersness every week and that time has come to take matters into our own hands. We would like to get a group of individuals, with some experience, much experience or maybe no frickin clue about the amazing art of CAPOEIRA. We want to meet every week, maybe a couple of times, to practice, discuss, enjoy, perform, and of course, do double super backflip kicks onto peoples heads. Ahem. SO if you think you've got the courage to try something new, something that will make you fit, and flexible, and possibly just plain cool, then let us know because South Essex Capoeira Club is going right ahead, throwing head over heel in a market square near you, soon!!! Well if any one know anything and could help us out thank u all Mylene

Posted: 01/10/2007 19:53:40

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